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John kerry meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, " Your, Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me to me?" "Well" says the Queen , " The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
Kerry frowns, " but how do i know the people around me are really intelligent?" The Queen takes a sip of tea, " Oh thats really easy, You just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushes a button on her intercom and calls for Tony Blair.
Tony Blair walks into the room . " Yes MY Queen," he asks. the Queen smiles, " answer me this please tony, Your mother and father have a child, it is not your brother or your sister, Who is it?"
Without hesitating Blair answers, "That would be me."
"yes, very good ," says the Queen.
Kerry goes back home to ask John Edwards the same question. " John, answer this for me, Your mother and father have a child, it is not your brother or your sister who is it?"
" I am not sure ," says Edwards. " Let me get back to you on that." Edwards goes to his advisors and asks everyone, but no one can give him an answer. Finally he ends up in the restroom and recognizes Colin Powell's Shoes in the next stall.
" Colin," shouts edwards, " Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child, it is not your brother and not your sister. Who is it?"
Colin Powell yells back, " Thats easy Its me."
very happy edwards goes back to kerry, " I've done some research and i have the answer. IT IS COLIN POWELL."
Kerry gets up, stomps over to John Edwards and angrily yells into his face, " NO YOU IDIOT IT IS TONY BLAIR."
sorry found it on nathans journal and had to spread it along... because its so funny! like nathan said i do not apoligize...
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[08 Sep 2004|07:49pm] |
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its odd... for such a long time ive gone along thinking my life was boring and that nothing happened, but nope i was wrong... why you might ask? because ive changed, i have more self confidence and i dress better. ok yeah, i have also become vain. oops... i should be ashamed hehehe well i got better things to do
bye!!
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| a story of a boy |
[05 Aug 2004|05:01pm] |
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once upon a time there was this slightly cute boy who had a crush on a girl named(for the sake of the story)alli. alli had a crush on the boy. one problem, boy has a girlfriend. he promises to break up with her and after a while he will go out with her. alli dreams that this might acutally be her happily ever after. the boy does break up with his girlfriend and tells alli to give him two weeks to get over his ex and then they can be together. now there is another problem, summer. they will be apart for two whole months because alli is stupid and made two d's on her report card and is grounded (this is where the audience goes: oh no!) at first they dutifully call each other for the first couple of weeks (once alli can use the phone again)but then the boy starts slacking off. alli shrugs and says we need time apart anyway. but she cant completely shrug off that nagging feeling (probably caused by her friends saying they have seen him with other girls) a month later alli sees the boy's friend (for the sake of the story) aaron, and asked what had happened to the boy (considering he hasnt called in forever) he says that the boy has been hanging with the wrong people and is now chasing aarons ex, who he still loves.... thats why that little jerk didnt call all summer
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[04 Aug 2004|02:43pm] |
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poop im sooooooo lonely and ironically its the last day of summer... im being dragged to church and i dont have any moral support to take with me... both lacey and rhonda are working... poor poor alicia.... everyone reading this should call me... nothing else to talk about, my life is seriouly too boring to write about
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| a poem! |
[23 Jul 2004|09:31pm] |
a thing about you disturbed me.
you cant think by yourself.
people deciede your life.
thats right, dont upset anyone.
dont rock the boat.
and lord forbid dont stste your mind.
go ahead be a robot.
play your little games of soceity.
call me a rebel.
i have names i call you.
your my best friend
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| school stuff |
[20 Jul 2004|08:50pm] |
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hey guys heres my schedule
1 drawing and painting II mrs lee
2 photography mrs lee
3 algebra II honors mrs dunne
4 american history honors mrs hardman
5 spanish II mrs cadis
6 ap english mrs luckie (woot woot im smart)
7 anatomy and physiology mrs cooke
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| my new journal |
[16 Jul 2004|08:47pm] |
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hey guys! i've made a new journal, but its friends only.... look me up.. regina_stella oh yeah and i cant reply to your comments just yet havent verified my e mail yet
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| it's me!! |
[11 Jul 2004|08:28pm] |
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Hey guys!!! forget me? well, summers almost over so i can see the majority of you... yeah! gonna be quick so:
lacey, im really sorry.... call me? we really need to talk, you kinda hurt my feelings and i dont think you realized it...
rhonda what is wrong with you!!!! you havent called me! *tear* (of course i havent called you either) oops!
the rest of you, well i dont know... nice to be able to read your journals again?
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| god im obessessed |
[27 Apr 2004|04:26pm] |
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life has gotten better since yesterday... i found this guy i might ask out... i no that i normally say the guy needs to ask the girl out but im impatient i cant wait... but guess what! hes going home in june *tear* i love you sander, even if we agreed that it wouldnt happen it did (big surprize) sander, you have turned my life upside down and inside out, nowing you you'll go "we should continue our relationship the way it is, but im not going to ruin everyone elses chance to no you" sander i no that basically you dont want me, but what is there to lose by asking? our picinic was soooooo romantic, and for the first time in a long time i felt loved. who else would whispered into my ear and lovingly feed me? you who called me juliet and quoted shakespeare, i feel that you are a world to good for me. so maybe inside of asking you to be mine, ill smile and try to forget... would hate to ruin your time here...
im so stupid, sander doesnt have a lj... just had to get that out... why is it that i want the guys who'll never have me? ok enough about guys!!! this is getting stupid...
hehehehe rhonda this is for you: i ate dog crap and enjoyed it!!!!! and to quote you: "everyone in this world are cocks and cunts you end up getting screwed in the end" that is the truth i have been looking for!!! and dont worry about the amanda thing ill talk to kaitlin and tell her to stay hush-hush if you want, but i doubt anything will happen.... im just sorry that you had to fall for a jerk like that.... do you want me to hurt him for you? hehehehe im so stupid.... gotta love me!!!!!
to lacey: i love you till the sun stops shining and you need to get over your fear of my father.... HE DOESNT HATE YOU! he might not love you like me, but he doesnt hate you, he still wants me to "hang with a christian influance" so thats you... get over your stupid fears and talk to my father (dearest)
now you other people should call me.... and justin (mahlan) im off grounding i can talk on the phone now love you all
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| oh ye with little balls |
[26 Apr 2004|05:43pm] |
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i hate you. you are told the truth but you ignore it. you have no balls to speak of so go to hell! you and your other girls, laugh all you want. but someday when you trip ill laugh at your failure.
soory had to let off some steam... well actually im still pissed at mj.... she wont get over the brad thing... her and james edwards.... have more faith in my purity... and brads not denying it.... brad, stay away from the drugs and beer and life will be sooooooo much better for you. go to a church and find faith (is this coming from me?) well its not like he reads my journal so my advice will go unread (and for once it was so good!) love ya all!
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| its sunday, whats there to explain? |
[25 Apr 2004|03:48pm] |
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poop.... brad got kicked out of church.... oh no, let me put it in wes's words... it was a mutual agreement.... well duh!!! why would he WANT to go to church? o wells... well actually im curious.. how did he manage to get wes to finally kick him out? wes has hated him forever so what was the straw that broke the camels back?
lacey finally figured out who my crush was (took her long enough!) and i got a new background!!! yeah... well thats all
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| damned guys wtf is wrong with all of you? |
[24 Apr 2004|03:34pm] |
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you forgot to call me and left me by the phone. you said sorry but you wouldnt look me straight in the eye. what are you hiding from me? you say you dont want everyone to know our business, but why are we "not together" in front of everyone else? i hate your secrets and your damned sense of right and wrong. im tired of hiding like you, partly in the shadows. you tell me that when you go home you will miss me. that you will remember the words you whispered in my ear and live them. you were perfect that day, as much as i want to deny it, you knew what made me tick and what made me yours... i thought that it would be ok to have a boy toy like you and not hurt feelings but why are my feelings hurt and not yours? you should be the one hurting and crying and tellling yourself that your a freak not me... we agreed didnt we? but who held on tighter when we hugged? whos heart was beating in that romantic silence? no dont answer, let me... it was me, my fault like always... i really cant tell who im mad at right now.. me or you? but dont worry, ill drown myself in someone else and think that you dont matter, though ironically you do. and i already picked who. i knew who it was when you laughed at his picture in the yearbook and said he looked like a little kid. then i knew who would be perfect and now i will start my chase, to make him mine... watch me fail
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| you never really knew me |
[23 Apr 2004|04:06pm] |
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of course im evil!!!
*clears throat* anyway... sarah figured out you my crush is.... scary, hes her friend too... he gave me a hug today *giggles* god, im soooooo girly today... well, except the fact that me and sarah dug thru trash and me and rhonda talked about shitting of the pants... quite interesting actually, me bein mildly latose intolerant with that ice cream lab and all....
*sigh* im bored and dont no what to write... well, i do but i dont think i want to type that... still pissed about that rumor... mj wont tell me and its getting on my nerves.... mj is getting increasingly annoying....
today you said sorry. for the first time too. you said you liked me all along, and that stupid crap got in the way. is that way you said those words and why you lied to me? was it really worth it? because really, honestly you never really knew me. what happened between us wasnt the real thing. sorry to have lead you on, but now after your words im tired of trying to be what you want me to be. for once im free from you.
~noel the thoughtful
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| you make yourself worse than you really are |
[22 Apr 2004|08:20pm] |
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well, today could have been better... everyone NOTHING has happened between me and brad and me and klye are only good friends... sure he hugs me kisses me and holds my hands, but hes a player and im not going to get hurt like that... but the brad thing... its all rumor, geez you people must not no me at all, im an innocent little virgin.... hehehehe lacey couldnt figure out who my mystery guy is.. its funny tho, shes friends with him... i think...
o yeah, i have this friend who whines all the time about how her life sucks... but its soooo much better than mine. then shes all depressed because she thinks she ugly but when she says that i want to murder her cuz shes better looking than me... what to do? well i guess really, that were not friends she never talks to me anymore.... ive tried calling but whats the point? if shes not going to take time out of her life for me, why should i for her? and, i think she nos who she is... yeah, hopefully she'll read this and stop her drama because its idiotic...
well thats all i can think of except that im still upset about "certain things"
~alicia the wounded
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| fathered by the sun, mothered by the moon and the stars |
[21 Apr 2004|04:58pm] |
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hey everybody!!!! i can go online now!!!!! joy!!! *dances in glee* ummm.... and i have a new love of my life (they come they go) well,actually i've like this guy for like EVER but i tried not to let anyone no... to you, my love:
i love you like spring rain, so surprizing and unexpected. you made me giggly and girlish, you made me want to scream and dance like the little pagan child i am. you turned me into a sunflower, my face always turned towards you, loving and rejoicing in the fact that you waved to me and hugged me. at times i want ot rip you away from your friends and tell you of my passion and block you from them so you only see me. other times i love watching you talk and laugh with them. set me free from my loney exterior and forever i will be yours. i will dance under the stars and scrape the moon with my fingertips to see you. oh beloved, i am ever faithful and everloving, be mine.
so good? bad? hehehehe god rhonda i love you!!! (pssst... it's you!! j/k) love you lace!!!!
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| my eyes have been cleansed |
[31 Mar 2004|02:59pm] |
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i feel so odd, like im separated from the world... hurt inside and out but a smile keeps crawling up my cheeks... i love being free of you... i just realized... i found out today you called me ugly... i would be lying to say it didnt hurt... but strangly i thought it amusing... you dont no me! how can you say im ugly when you dont no who i am inside? everyone one is beautiful till proven otherwise... you were beautiful till i learned that you had called me ugly... inside i think you arent what ur face suggests... i tried today to hate you like i did yesterday, but i found it heart-wrenching and exhusting... so i dont hate you, but i most certainly dont love you any more... the only thing i regret is that i wasted a whole year on you.... but im also glad i did so because now i understand... everything is more clear and for the first time today i saw you for real... you arent what i thought you were and that made me see that all of this passion and wasted time was caused by me... and truthfully im slighty sorrie... you never meant to hurt me, i just hurt myself (tho you calling me ugly wasnt called for) what do i feel now? nothing, a bittersweet nothing
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| hurt me again |
[30 Mar 2004|02:33pm] |
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i loved you with more intensity than one million suns. i loved you more than love itself... but again you hurt me. you dont use knives or guns or fists... you used ur words... you lead in to false security... saying maybe and giving me casual smiles... you made it seem as if that i waited and you would love me back.... but all along you hated me... you would laugh and point... that stupid girl i was, believeing you, loving you... you said i was pretty... i was ashamed when i finally found out... raw, open, bleeding... but you left me there... let infection set in... let others see my shame, my hurt.... i cryed today, but for the first time in a while, not for you.... i cried for myself.... for being stupid and gulliable.... i cried because of my shame... im ashamed that i loved you... im ashamed that i believed you... im ashamed that i let myself get hurt again by you.... ashamed that now im so vunerable.... ashamed that now im crying, still hurt, with open gaping wounds and mascara running down my cheeks.... why did you let me believe you liked me? that maybe deep down inside you loved me? im so battered and bruised... dont come near me anymore... dont smile at me and give me that irrestible flick of your wrist... because i wont be able to handle it... funny thing is that you dont even no you hurt me... you dont even no i was still in love with you... only thing left for me to do is ask.... what now, after evrything is done? what is left for me to do? how to get over you? how?
till another lover
~alicia the broken hearted
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| fetus? |
[29 Mar 2004|05:12pm] |
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shaday - ofra haza |
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I adopted a cute lil' dragon fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
dont ask... lacey did it so i followed in her footsteps... and it was kinda cute in a sickening, twisted type of way
-edit-~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
yeah, when everythings goin great i get depressed.... why am i who i am? why cant i excell at any thing? i keep thinking "when alls said and done everyone will still hate you" if you've read my journal you would no that it was about me... and i put it in the"" things cuz i was quoting someone... yeah, someone has told that to my face before... why does everyone hate me? i no that sometimes i do things w/o thinking but is that any of your business? sure i might rub against you the wrong way but that doesnt mean you should make me feel like im unimportant... im sooooooo lonely.... and i want someone at my side to cheer me up... some one who will laugh and tell me stupid jokes and whisper to me... someone to kiss me and hug me and tell me sure people are gonna hate you but i love you.... and no guy i no will say that... not any more... i think that they arent capable to do so... but hey maybe some guy will prove me wrong... till then
~alicia noel martin the heart-broken
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